eCommerce Jokes

Amazon Jokes, Google Jokes, Walmart Jokes, eBay Jokes, and Facebook Jokes

I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.

I’ll let you know.



eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters but there were 13,749 matches.


How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram

Did you hear about the monkey’s that shared an Amazon account?

They were prime mates.




Where is the best place to hide a body?

The second page of a Google search results.





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Brian Roizen is the Cofounder and Chief Architect of Feedonomics, a full-service feed optimization platform that optimizes product data for hundreds of channels. He has been featured on numerous podcasts and eCommerce webinars, and regularly contributes to Search Engine Land and other industry-leading blogs. Brian graduated summa cum laude from UCLA with both a Bachelor’s and Master’s degree in Mechanical Engineering.